Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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