drunk tastebuds have low standards.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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