i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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