After last night, I could never be a politician.
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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