Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
I'm too high and old for this...
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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