The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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