Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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