I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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