sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
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I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
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Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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