And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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