Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
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double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
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What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
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Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
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