I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
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