I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
the raccoons are back...
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