Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
i need some magic done to my vagina
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
ok first of all what the fuck
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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