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Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
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I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
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All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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