STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
Randomize
