My Higher Power is John Stamos
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
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I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
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Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
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