he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
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