yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
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I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
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Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize