I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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