I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
honey bunches of taint.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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