why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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