shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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