Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
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i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
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I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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