I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
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i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
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Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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