is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
Pro tip: When you spend the afternoon banging your boss, don’t meet your mother-in-law for dinner if you still smell like cum and watermelon flavored lube
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