Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
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I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
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Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
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