You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
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Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
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And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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