He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
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i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
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I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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