So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
Randomize
