Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
This girl is more easily done than said...
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
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No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
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I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
Is it penis luge time yet?
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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