Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
Walk of Shame today included voting.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
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