Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
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She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
He called his prostate his "boner button".
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
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He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
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