Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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