He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
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