They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
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Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
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Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
How's the hangover?
I've been begging my dog to mercy kill me for over an hour. He has this look like he might do it, you know, as my best friend should.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
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