i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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