I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
soo... how was my night?
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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