do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
Brb crying the tears of my youth
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
try to milk me bitch
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