butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
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She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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