We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
My breasts were aching with rage.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
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