I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
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