walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
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