His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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