Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Randomize
