Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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