Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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