Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
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