Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
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