Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
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I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
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And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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