Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
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Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
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HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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