I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
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she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
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dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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