420 ftw
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
i think i have two assholes
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
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I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
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Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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