I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
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Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
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I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
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