Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

Favorite
(505): View more from New Mexico

I thought you said his peep was too small

(1-505): View more from New Mexico

it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(505): I thought you said his peep was too small (1-505): it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on. http://tfl.nu/ttsw

Replies (11) Good night (821) Bad night (1888)
Favorite
(402): View more from Nebraska

hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.

(1-402): View more from Nebraska

come over

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(402): hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face. (1-402): come over http://tfl.nu/v8ye

Replies (25) Good night (7624) Bad night (1155)
Favorite
(914): View more from New York

i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(914): i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it http://tfl.nu/9xaf

Replies (36) Good night (7151) Bad night (1360)
Favorite
(859): View more from Kentucky

IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(859): IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL http://tfl.nu/qlmv

Replies (4) Good night (3068) Bad night (988)
Favorite
(661): View more from California

1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.

(1-661): View more from California

1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(661): 1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place. (1-661): 1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up http://tfl.nu/wu9m

Replies (12) Good night (4591) Bad night (1198)
Favorite
(516): View more from New York

It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(516): It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night. http://tfl.nu/9z84

Replies (6) Good night (2780) Bad night (720)
Favorite
(615): View more from Tennessee

I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(615): I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed? http://tfl.nu/0gei

Replies (22) Good night (877) Bad night (2696)
Favorite
(847): View more from Illinois

The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(847): The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome. http://tfl.nu/h8r4

Replies (13) Good night (5146) Bad night (945)
Favorite
(714): View more from California

She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(714): She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING. http://tfl.nu/p2v7

Replies (13) Good night (3500) Bad night (1014)
Favorite
(+61): View more from Australia

I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(+61): I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair http://tfl.nu/4pnl

Replies (1) Good night (476) Bad night (907)
Favorite
(+46): View more from Sweden

Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(+46): Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving http://tfl.nu/pqr1

Replies (3) Good night (1260) Bad night (490)
Favorite
(778): View more from British Columbia

I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(778): I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job http://tfl.nu/qp1e

Replies (0) Good night (661) Bad night (338)
Favorite
(302): View more from Delaware

We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(302): We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark. http://tfl.nu/uofm

Replies (10) Good night (877) Bad night (437)
Favorite
(804): View more from Virginia

I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(804): I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo http://tfl.nu/jyb5

Replies (0) Good night (369) Bad night (230)
Favorite
(717): View more from Pennsylvania

Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(717): Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks! http://tfl.nu/0k6k

Replies (2) Good night (337) Bad night (131)

Randomize

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard