I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
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I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
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She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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