there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
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I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
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How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
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