it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
My life is pants optional.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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